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Old Fart Slippers

They're a gas! What a hilarious gift idea for anyone with a unique sense of humor. An air pump in the slipper's heel emits a farting sound as you walk. A strap across the foot with the words "Old Fart" along with their thong-like styling make these slippers easy to put on and take off. And best of all, they make a fun gift because one size fits all. Batteries included.

Catalog code FSLIP price $19.95

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Over the Hill Slammer Button

A button that lets the inner senior come out! Press the button to hear over 10 snide Over-the-Hill comments like, "Get off my lawn you no good little hoodlums" "Why don't you go fly a kite or better yet go play in traffic" "I brought you into this world and I can take you out" and more. Recommended for 18 years and up. Batteries included.

Catalog code OTHBUT price $7.95
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Farting Old Fart Birthday Plush

Celebrate their next birthday with this hilarious birthday gag plush. Give him a squeeze and this adorable senior toots along as his mouth moves while bobbing back and forth and singing "Happy Birthday." Makes a great gift for that next birthday party! Old Fart birthday plush Measures 9" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code OLDFPL price $19.95

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