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World's Smallest Vacuum

This micro vacuum is perfect for your desk, or even traveling in your car. The convenient 4 foot USB cord easily plugs into computers and other USB power adapters allowing you plenty of room to operate. The good news is that batteries are not required. It also comes with a handy reusable filter. Don't let the size fool you, our miniature vacuum has excellent suction and is ergonomically designed.

Catalog code WSVAC price $10.95

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Alternative Medicine Pills

We've got just the right pill for what ails you! Keep 'em laughin' with our set of 4 zany pills. Assortment includes a happy pill, gas pill, chill pill and little blue pill. Each pill talks and makes its appropriate sounds. Substitute these for the real ones and have loads of fun! Each measure 4" tall and batteries are included.

Catalog code AMPILLS price $19.95

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World's Smallest Harmonica

Music on the go! Whether beginner or pro, this smallest harmonica packs loads of fun for all! A real working harmonica made with sturdy metal cover and base plates and plays in the key of C. Fun real instrument at your fingertips on a handy keychain. Comes in assorted colors (our choice please). Harmonica measures 1 1/2" x 1". For ages 6 and up.

Catalog code WSHARM price $4.95

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Cool Breeze Handheld And Desktop Mini Fan

Stay cool, calm and collected this summer with our new handheld misting fan. Let its cooling mist Keep you cool on the hottest days of summer. Just fill the plastic container with water, press the button to activate the fan and press the lever to create a cooling mist. Easy to take on that next camping trip or outdoor picnic. Fan stands 11" tall and requires 2 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code COOLBR price $4.95

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Emoji Farting Pen

PUSH HIS HEAD TO HEAR HIM let out 5 different poopy and fartysounds. Imagine being able to fart at the click of a pen! That's what Emoji Poop Pen does, but without the stinky butt! No wonder he's smiling. He's always blowing off funny farts to make everyone laugh! If you love texting friends with smiley poop emojis, you'll love blasting them with these real fart sounds!

Catalog code EMPPEN price $12.95

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Recordable Toilet Roll Talker

PRANK FRIENDS & FAMILY WITH TOILET PAPER THAT TALKS! - Play endless practical jokes on your loved ones with this hilarious recordable toilet paper holder that makes your regular toilet paper talk! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and prepare for some serious tears of laughter! RECORD UP TO 10 SECS OF YOUR OWN VOICE, MUSIC OR SOUNDS - With this hilarious Talking toilet paper holder. You can record and re-record your own custom messages. Use it to play a practical joke on your friends and family, for potty training your kids or to record funny romantic gestures. Includes an ON/OFF switch so you’re in total control of exactly when to surprise your loved ones with your funny message.Your imagination is the limit! Batteries included.

Catalog code TTR01R price $12.95

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Farting Toilet Roll Talker

TURN YOUR TOILET PAPER INTO A PRACTICAL JOKE! Prank friends and family with this hilarious farting toilet paper holder that makes your regular toilet paper fart so your bathroom victim sounds like they have seriously bad gas! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and get ready to cry with laughter! Pull the toilet paper to activate the seven different breaking wind sounds. Sounds are so loud and clear, they will not only make your bathroom a blast, they'll also fill your whole home with toilet humor! Includes an adjustable spindle that fits all standard toilet roll holders. Also Includes an ON/OFF switch so you're in total control of the toots and fluffs! Perfect birthday gift for Dad! Batteries included.

Catalog code TTR01F price $12.95

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Feverish Fred Monkey

This love struck fellow is just so much in love that he's feverish in love with you! Give Feverish Freddie Monkey's foot a press and his body sways side to side while his cheeks and thermometerlight up. He makes cute monkey sounds and sings "Fever" as his temperature rises. Feverish Freddie measures 10" and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code FEVFRED price $26.95

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Electronic Bug Zapper Racket

Before you get stung, bite back with this electronic bug zapper! Electronic fly swatter serves up a punch powerful enough to zap flying pests; yet gentle enough to use aroundchildren and pets. Bug racket kills several flies or mosquitoes at the same time. Cleans up with ease.KILL BUGS INSTANTLY - A single swing of this electronic fly swatter with a powerful2,000-volt grid eliminates flies, mosquitoes and other flying insects. Get rid of your old fly swatter and take the modern approach! Zap day or night when you activate the built-in LED light on your electronic bug zapper. The Zap-It is your 24-hour fly killer, mosquito killer or bug killer. It's the bestbug zapper on the market! SAFE TO TOUCH - Press the activation button on your bug zapper racket, and an indicator light glows. Should you or others touch this powerful pest control tool while it's electrified, a triple-layer safety mesh protects you.Racket measures 18 1/2" long x 6" wide and requires two AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code BUGZAP price $8.95

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Talking Donald Trump Pen

The Greatest Presidential Talking Pen God Ever Created! When you play this hilarious Donald Trump Talking Pen for friends and family, you'll be the center of attention. Just like Donald! Simply press down on his famous hair and he'll tell you exactly how to make America great again! This highly collectible Donald Trump Talking Pen features a beautifully sculpted head that captures "The Donald" in all his glory. The pen says 8 different lines in Trump's real voice like, "I will be the greatest President that God ever created.""Look - I'm REALLY rich." "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.""I don't wear a toupee. It's my hair. I swear."and more. Each pen comes with replaceable batteries included.

Catalog code TRUMPP price $14.95

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Pranks In A Tin

Look no further--we've got all the classic gags in one mischievous tin! Fun, retro-style tin contains a whoopee cushion, finger cuffs, a nail-through-finger prank, funny glasses, squirt ring, and hand buzzer for endless shenanigans. Tin measures 5 1/2" x 4" x 2". For ages 8 and up

Catalog code PRNTN price $9.95

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OK Button

Everything is A-OK: Whether you're confirming a message, giving approval or showing your support, our OK Button is the fun, easy way to let your friends and family know that everything is fine, cool and going hunky-dory! Who knew two letters could sayso much? Its durable Design: Featuring a bright red top, no one will be able to resist pushing the OK Button! The high quality construction is as reliable as it is friendly, andit even features a bottom on-off switch, ensuring it doesn't go off while in a purse, briefcase or backpack. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code OKBUT price $8.95

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