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Emoji Farting Pen

PUSH HIS HEAD TO HEAR HIM let out 5 different poopy and fartysounds. Imagine being able to fart at the click of a pen! That's what Emoji Poop Pen does, but without the stinky butt! No wonder he's smiling. He's always blowing off funny farts to make everyone laugh! If you love texting friends with smiley poop emojis, you'll love blasting them with these real fart sounds!

Catalog code EMPPEN price $12.95

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Talking Donald Trump Pen

The Greatest Presidential Talking Pen God Ever Created! When you play this hilarious Donald Trump Talking Pen for friends and family, you'll be the center of attention. Just like Donald! Simply press down on his famous hair and he'll tell you exactly how to make America great again! This highly collectible Donald Trump Talking Pen features a beautifully sculpted head that captures "The Donald" in all his glory. The pen says 8 different lines in Trump's real voice like, "I will be the greatest President that God ever created.""Look - I'm REALLY rich." "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.""I don't wear a toupee. It's my hair. I swear."and more. Each pen comes with replaceable batteries included.

Catalog code TRUMPP price $14.95

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Hillary Laughing Pen

Delightful or Frightful? Make Friends and Family Laugh out Loud With This HILLarious Novelty Talking Pen!! Whether you're a Democrat or Republican, show your support or sarcasm in the upcoming 2016 presidential election with the funniest political gift ever made! Love her or hate her, the HILLARY LAUGHING PENTM will have everyone in stitches! Includes a collection of genuine Hillary Clinton laughs, digitally recorded from real TV interviews. We challenge you to keep a straight face when you press the top of the pen and the motorized mouth of the look-a-like pen moves in sync with every giggle and guffaw of the potential next president. Every pen comes with replaceable batteries, meaning the laughs won't stop evenwhen the votes are in!

Catalog code HILLPEN price $14.95

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Spyro Gyro Motorized Stylus Pen & Activity Book

Taking art and pattern making to a whole new level! The Spyro Gyro pen is an artistic motorized stylus that creates three different shapes (square, circles and triangles) in a seamless transition from small to big and back again. The harder you push down on the stylus, the smaller the shapes. Release the pressure and the shapes get bigger. The Spyro Gyro Activity Book is 48 pages of fun, art and three-dimensional-appearing illustrations! There are simple techniques for making incredible works of art and introduced fun applications like creating greeting cards, picture frames, stylizing custom letters and logos, making wild Mardi-Gras masks and more! Set includes 48 page activity book, nine ink colors, three interchangeable shapes (styluses), one AA battery and the incredible Spyro Gyro Motorized Pen.

Catalog code SGMPEN price $19.95

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Star Trek George Takei Talking Pen

The George Takei Talking Pen plays back a recording of Takei's signature "Oh Myyy" when the pen top is pressed. Use it for emphasizing innuendo or awkward silences with co-workers. Real pen with a novel twist! Pen measures 6" long and batteries are included.

Catalog code STGPEN price $9.95

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The Blah Pen

Just like our hilarious Blah Button the Blah Pen is a funny gag gift that recites 12 different vocal variations of the phrase "Blah, Blah, Blah!" This fun toy is perfect for use when the need arises to put non-stop talkers, "know it alls" and pathological liars in their place. Just press the button to hear 12 unique Blah phrases in different vocal tones and styles.Whether buying for yourself, a co-worker, family member or just one of your friends; the Blah Pen is a funny gift that's designed to say it like it is: "Blah, Blah Blahhh!" Pen comes in assorted colors (our choice please). It measures approximately 6" long and batteries are included.

Catalog code BLAHPEN price $6.95

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The No Pen

Just like our most popular No Button, this handy pen is the perfect tool to answer all of those inquisitive questions during the day. A resounding "no" will pretty much resolve most of those conflicting questions that need a strong definitive answer. So keep it in your shirt pocket or in your purse for everyone to enjoy or maybe just you! Pen says no in 14 different attitudes to suit your mood! Pen comes in assorted colors (our choice please). It measures approximately 6" long and batteries are included.

Catalog code NOPEN price $6.95

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Toy Story Talking Pen

Your favorite Toy Story characters are now available for the first time in a talking pen! Hear Woody, Buzz and the Little Green Men say your favorite lines from the movie. This high-tech writing-pen stands 5-1/2" high. It is beautifully packaged in a collectible blister card. Replaceable batteries last a minimum of 3,000 to 5,500 playbacks. Collect them all! Batteries included

Catalog code TSTPEN01 price $6.95

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High School Musical Pen

Perfect gift for the High School Musical fan! Each pen plays a popular song from High School Musical. Pen premiers state-of-the-art sound and also is a high quality writing instrument. Sharpay pen sings "Fabulous", Troy pen sings "Bet On It" and Gabriella pen sings "Gotta Go My Own Way." Its replaceable batteries last a minimum of 3,000 to 5,500 playbacks. Fans will want to collect all three character pens.

Catalog code HSMPEN01 price $7.95

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Simpson Talking Pen

Doh! Your favorite Simpson characters are now featured on these hilarious pens. press the button on Homer, Bart, Apu and Krusty pen to hear 5 phrases in each of the character's own voice. Great for school, home or office. Pen measures 6" long and batteries included.

Catalog code SIMPEN price $6.95

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