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Pirate Insulting Parrot

Yo ho ho! This fine feathered bird has a lot to say and it might just be foul! Place him on your shoulder with the included shoulder strap or place him on his perch and our Pirate will squawk up a storm hurling several insulting remarks like "I'm a pirate parrot out to claim me booty", "Hey wench, show us your tits", "Hey baby, you can host my jolly Rodger anytime", "Bow me down, blow me up, just blow me" and more. He even sings two funny songs "What Do You Do With A Drunken Parrot!" and "Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum." Pirate parrot operates by either pressing the button on the shoulder strap, or flip the switch for motion activation. Any way you show him he'll be great adult fun! Parrot measures 6" high and requires 4 AA batteries (not included). This is not a toy and not suitable for children.

Catalog code RPIRATE price $15.95

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Quackers the Naughty Duckie

Our naughty fellow is certainly quacking a different tune! This plush horny and happy fellow sings and spouts out wacky comments, even his funny orgasm is sung to the tune of the William Tell Overture. Squeeze his duckie foot to hear him say six suggestive phrases like "You can pluck and roast me baby!" "If I look like a duck, talk like a duck, then I must be a f@#cking duck!" and more. Naughty Duckie sits 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. (This is not a toy for children.)

Catalog code NDUCKIE price $13.95

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Farting Toilet Roll Talker

TURN YOUR TOILET PAPER INTO A PRACTICAL JOKE! Prank friends and family with this hilarious farting toilet paper holder that makes your regular toilet paper fart so your bathroom victim sounds like they have seriously bad gas! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and get ready to cry with laughter! Pull the toilet paper to activate the seven different breaking wind sounds. Sounds are so loud and clear, they will not only make your bathroom a blast, they'll also fill your whole home with toilet humor! Includes an adjustable spindle that fits all standard toilet roll holders. Also Includes an ON/OFF switch so you're in total control of the toots and fluffs! Perfect birthday gift for Dad! Batteries included.

Catalog code TTR01F price $12.95

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Asshole Button

Asshole Alert: No matter how nice you are, some people are just huge jerks. But with one press of the Asshole Button, you'll quickly put them in their place! Between its hilarious alerts and sidesplitting songs, our talking button is the perfect funny gift.Button is loaded with a handful of silly phrases like "I'm an asshole, you're an asshole," and "Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life?" The joke is always fresh, always funny and always sure to help break the ice. With vibrant colors and included batteries, it'll bringlong lasting laughs. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code AHBUT price $8.95

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Tootin' Tushies Keychain/Ornaments

You've never seen ornaments like these! Squeeze our Santa and reindeer butt ornaments to hear them toot "Deck the Halls." Great hilarious ornament for the tree! Butt keychain ornaments measure 3" and requires 3 AG13 button cell batteries included.

Catalog code XTTUSH01 price $12.95

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Naughty XXX Snowman

This plush pint-size snowman ornament just loves this time of year. Give him a squeeze and his three sexy comments might just put you in the mood..or not! Hang loop makes it easy to hang him on a tree or attached him to a package. Snowman is not recommended for children. Batteries included. .

Catalog code XNXSNOW price $7.95

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Naughty XXX Gingerbread Man

This plush pint-size gingerbread man ornament just loves this time of year. Give him a squeeze and his three sexy comments might just put you in the mood..or not! Hang loop makes it easy to hang him on a tree or attached him to a package. Gingerbread Man is not recommended for children. Batteries included. .

Catalog code XNXGING price $7.95

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Burp Button

Share the Joy: A little gross-out humor goes a long way to lift spirits and spread laughs! Surprise your child after a big test at school or give a stressed out friend a silly desk gift to show them that even during life's hard moments, there's alwaysa reason to smile. Our belching button will last as long as the laughs do! With a bright yellow top and flashing light, the vibrant design is truly infectious. Loaded with clear sound clips, this audio button is the perfect funny gift for those who love crude humor. You won't even have to say excuse me! Button measures 3" x 3" x 2.2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code BURPBUT price $8.95

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Old Fart Slippers

They're a gas! What a hilarious gift idea for anyone with a unique sense of humor. An air pump in the slipper's heel emits a farting sound as you walk. A strap across the foot with the words "Old Fart" along with their thong-like styling make these slippers easy to put on and take off. And best of all, they make a fun gift because one size fits all. Batteries included.

Catalog code FSLIP price $19.95

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FML Button

Could Things Get Any Worse? FML: For all of life's unfortunate moments. End up failing that exam? you told yourself you could wing? Or maybe you made a fool of yourself during the big meeting? We've all been there, and we've all muttered, "Fuck my life" when things just aren't going our way. With the FMLButton, you can turn things around and have a good laugh thanks to our ten funny phrases. With a sobbing "F my life! F my life I tell ya!" and "I'd call that a true F my life moment," you can instantly break the tension and find the humor in any situation. With its durable, compact design, the FML Button makes a great paperweight, desk toy, or stocking stuffer. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FMLBUT price $8.95

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F@#k You Button

Sometimes, flipping the bird just isn't enough. With the F@#k You Button, you never have to worry that your true feelings will go left unheard! Whether it's out of disgust or frustration, one press of this button provides a powerful "F@#k You!" The talking sound button Lights up flashes and speaks 10 laugh out loud phrases that say F@#k You in different funny ways along with hilarious sound effects. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FYBUT price $8.95

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Fart In A Can

100% stink free guaranteed! Press the button on the horn to hear six odorless, classic farts for your enjoyment! Can measures 5 1/2" tall and requires 2 AAA batteries included. Please note: Do not use Fart In A Can to cover up actual farts!

Catalog code FICAN price $9.95

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