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Polly the Insulting Parrot

Polly is rude, obnoxious and politically incorrect! You've got to be so careful what you say these days. Polly the Insulting Parrot isn't and lets rip with one insensitive and rude wise-crack after another. Polly says all the insensitive things you wish you could. Place Polly at the front door to meet and greet, in the kitchen, living room or in the loo. Polly is motion activated, so every time you walk by, Polly will let fly with some rude comment. Polly comes with a perch that you can hang anywhere. Polly on perch measures 6" x 7" and requires 4 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code NPARROT price $15.95

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Orgasms In A Can

The Orgasms In A Can contains 6 mind blowing orgasm sounds. The can vibrates and moans at the same time when the lid is lifted. Replace and relift lid for a different sound. Makes a great gift. Not recommended for children. Can measures 3" x 3" x 4" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code OICAN price $8.95

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F@#$ It Button

The F@#$ It! Button is here to help you get through those moments in life when you just want to throw your hands in the air and say F@#$ It! You know, those awful moments when you're pushed and pushed to the very brink of your sanity. These moments canbe be relentlessly frustrating. They come in many forms and can make you so mad at something, or someone, that you literally just can't take it anymore. The talking sound button Lights up flashes and speaks 10 laugh out loud phrases that say F@#$ It in different funny ways along with hilarious sound effects. The sound button has a black base and an easy push big red button.Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FTBUT price $8.95

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The F@#% Box Sound Machine

WTF? This hilarious box expresses expletives at the touch of a button. The 16 buttons feature a pleasing variety of vocal styles and accents to maximize the effectiveness of each heart-felt phrase. Bring it out for use in the office, phone calls or tedious meetings! Box measures 2 1/2" x 4" x 1" and requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code FBOX price $13.95

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Woops! I Sharted Singing Plush

Accidents do happen! Who would of thought it was something to sing about! Give our plush briefs a squeeze and a humorous rappin' song about your unfortunate accident is sung. Singing briefs measures 5" x 4" and batteries are included.

Catalog code SHARSP price $13.95

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Oliver the Obnoxious Alien Talking Plush

If we had to be visited by an alien, Oliver the obnoxious alien couldn't be more funnier. Give his plush body a squeeze and hear him speak 9 hilariously obnoxious remarks regarding his visit on earth. Not unlike us humans, Oliver even passes a little gas on occasion. Oliver measures 7" and batteries are included.This is an adult novelty, not suitable for children.

Catalog code OOALIEN price $13.95

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Swanky Talking Mustache

Impress your friends or insult them with a Swanky Talking Pronstache that says 30 super sleazy phrases. Strap on this oversize black mustache and press the button to hear extremely sleezy and off-color comments. Definitely for adults and definitely not suitable for children. Mustache measures 6 1/2" x 5" and batteries are included.

Catalog code TMUSTACHE price $12.95

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Marvin the Naughty Monkey

You truly can't judge a book by its cover, especially when it comes to this cute plush monkey. When you squeeze his belly he spouts out 15 x-rated comments and insults. This trash talking naughty monkey is not for the sensitive or faint of heart! For adult use not for children. Monkey measures 8" and batteries are included.

Catalog code MMONK price $12.95

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Harry the Horny Hog

You truly can't judge a book by its cover, especially when it comes to this cute plush hog. When you squeeze his belly he spouts out 17 x-rated comments and insults. This trash talking naughty hog is not for the sensitive or faint of heart! For adult use not for children. Harry the Horny Hog measures 8" and batteries are included.

Catalog code HHHOG price $12.95

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Swearing Hand

Surprise your friends when this motion activated hand flips them the finger. This realistic and motion sensor hand is the perfect prank for home, office or party. As the unsuspecting passer by walks pass, the finger rises up magically from the fist and shouts out one of fourteen fowl phrases. Hand measures 6" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code SWHAND price $10.95

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Talking Bedroom Teddy

He may look cute, but wait until he speaks! The Bedroom Teddy is the perfect gift for that special someone in your life. Chocked full of innuendo, the suave Bedroom Teddy is sure to properly convey your "come hit hers" with quotes like "Why aren't you naked yet?" and "I'm a pirate, and I'm here for your booty!" Guaranteed to titillate your significant other... or at the very least put a smile on their face. Bedroom Teddy stands 12" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code BRTEDDY price $29.95

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